April 2012
147 posts
THE BUNKER
(Thanks, eraticoverlord!)
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE'S PANINI EXPLODE
WHEN MY PROFESSOR WANTS TO DISCUSS AN ARTICLE
Professor’s expectation:
Reality:
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MIDD UNPLUGGED
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WHEN I SUCCESSFULLY REGISTER FOR AN AMERICAN...
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WHEN I GO TO A COFFRIN PREGAME
On the way:
When I get there and there are 7 people standing around:
WHEN YOU CAN SPOT A FRESHMAN BY THE KEY CARD...
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WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT COMMONS YOU'RE IN AND YOU...
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WHEN I FILL OUT A COURSE EVAL
And then I see there’s a back side:
WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH WORK THEY'VE...
WHEN I DANCE ON TABLES AT TAVERN
Expectation:
Reality:
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WHEN I WAIT HALF AN HOUR FOR CHICKEN PARM AND THE...
Them:
Me:
FEB GRADUATION
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WHEN I RUN INTO MY DRUNK HOOKUP THE NEXT DAY AT...
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WHEN SOMEONE IS SICK BUT STILL INSISTS ON COMING...
WHEN I CONVINCE MY FRIEND TO GO OUT, THEN DITCH...
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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME HOW SWEET WEDNESDAY NIGHT...
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WHEN I SEE SGA PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES CAMPAIGN...
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WHEN FRESHMEN ARE LATE FOR THEIR CLASSES
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WHEN I REALIZE MY WEEKEND STARTS ON A THURSDAY
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WHEN I HEAR SOME FRESHMAN BITCH ABOUT REGISTRATION
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WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO CUT THE LUNCH LINE IN...
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ROSS HUMMUS
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WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES THEIR CLOTHES IN THE DRYER TOO...
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WHEN I SEE SOMEONE SLEEPING IN AXINN
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WHEN THE SNOW BOWL SHUTTLE IS FULL
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WHEN DEAN COLLADO SENDS AN ALL-STUDENT EMAIL ABOUT...
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WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS KHK
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WHEN I SEE BOB SMITH'S LATEST ATTEMPT AT AN...
MANAGING MY MONEY
When I go to Two Bros:
When my laundry card runs out:
WHEN A PROFESSOR ASKS FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THE...
Professor’s expectation:
Me:
WHEN I WIN A GRILLE CERTIFICATE AT TRIVIA NIGHT
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WHEN A PROFESSOR SAYS AN EXAM WILL BE OPEN-NOTE
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WHEN I GO TO PURPLE JESUS
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WHEN I GO TO THE MAIL ROOM AND I DON'T HAVE ANY...
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WHEN I SLEEP IN RATHER THAN SIGN UP FOR A J-TERM...
(Thanks, Ryan!)
WHEN I PLAY I.M. HOCKEY IN J-TERM
What I think I look like:
What I actually look like:
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WHEN I'M CROSSING COLLEGE STREET AND A CAR WITH...
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WHEN I JUST WANT TO CUT AN ORANGE BUT THE PERSON...
WHEN I'M WALKING BY AXINN AND I SEE MY FRIEND...
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WHEN MY 101-LEVEL LANGUAGE PROFESSOR REFUSES TO...
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WHEN I READ A REALLY AWESOME OP-ED IN THE CAMPUS
WHEN THERE'S A BEER GARDEN AT AN MCAB PARTY
(Thanks, James!)
WHEN SOMEONE TAKES MY PANINI OUT BEFORE IT'S DONE...
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WHEN I'M FROM THE SOUTH AND I TRY SKIING FOR THE...
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WHEN THE COLLEGE SENDS GRADUATING SENIORS AN EMAIL...
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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME QUIDDITCH ISN'T A REAL SPORT
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WHEN I TAKE THE MAD RIVER GAP TO SUGARBUSH
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WHEN I SUFFOCATE FROM THE SMELL OF COW SH*T...
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WHEN IT SNOWS DURING SPRING SEMESTER FINALS
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