May 2012
161 posts
WHEN SOMEONE AT HOME SAYS THEY HAVEN'T HEARD OF...
(Thanks, E!)
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT GRADES HAVE STARTED TO GO...
(Thanks, E!)
WHEN MY FRIENDS VISITING FROM OTHER SCHOOLS SAY...
WHEN I TRY TO USE A GO/LINK AT HOME
…and fail:
(Thanks, melanie!)
WHEN I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO SAY IN A...
(Thanks, featheredfriend33!)
WHEN I LOOK INTO A BATTELL TOILET DURING THE...
(Thanks, yo!)
WHEN MY FRIENDS WORKING ON CAMPUS TELL ME HOW...
But I’m stuck at home:
WHEN SOMEONE TAKES UP A WHOLE BOOTH IN PROCTOR...
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS TO ME, OMG, YOU'RE GRADUATING IN...
THE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT BRUNCH IN...
(Thanks, donedone!)
WHEN I FAIL TO GET DOLCI TICKETS
(Thanks, fhm!)
WHY I AM AN AWESOME SOBER FRIEND
(Thanks, fhm!)
WHEN I'M CERTAIN I LEFT SOMETHING IMPORTANT ON...
But then I’m like, maybe I didn’t:
(Thanks, wtscott!)
WHEN I GO TO A RIDDIM SHOW DRUNK
WHEN I'M UP AT 2AM REVIEWING FOR A FINAL THE NEXT...
And someone asks me a question, no matter how easy:
WHEN I'M WALKING TO THE GRILLE
But then I hear “Call Me Maybe” all the way from Atwater:
WHEN I TURN IN MY THESIS
WHEN I JUST HAVE THAT ONE LAST EASY LITTLE PAPER...
Expectation:
Reality:
(Thanks, lifesasundae!)
WHAT HOME SEEMS LIKE AFTER MOVING OUT OF BATTELL
(Thanks, anon!)
HOW GUYS AT MIDDLEBURY DANCE
(Thanks, awaken-me!)
WHEN SOMEONE ANNOUNCES THEY'RE DONE WITH FINALS...
(Thanks, starships!…I feel you on that one right now.)
WHEN I REALIZE I STILL HAVE TO PACK AFTER I FINISH...
(Thanks, procrastinator7!)
WHEN I USE THE DOORS IN ROSS
(Thanks, m.finn!)
BATTELL GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS ON THE WEEKEND
(Thanks, fhm!)
WHEN I SAY I DON'T LOOK FOR MY NAME ON CRUSH LISTS
I’m like,
But my friends are like:
(Thanks, fhm! You’re on a roll today!)
WHAT THE DAVIS FAMILY LIBRARY DOES TO ME
(Thanks, fhm!)
HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MY 15-PAGE FINAL...
(Thanks, fhm!)
WHEN I REALIZE A HOT SENIOR IS GRADUATING
(Thanks, mmmrse!)
WHEN A PROFESSOR'S LECTURE GOES MORE THAN 5...
(Thanks, RJT2!)
MIDNIGHT BREAKFAST
(Thanks, RJT2!)
WHEN I LOOK AT MY PHONE THE MORNING AFTER...
(Thanks, KING!)
SENIORS' LAST CHANCE DANCE
(Thanks, Alex!)
WHEN THE BOOKSTORE TELLS ME THEY AREN'T GOING TO...
(Thanks, jl!)
WHEN PUB SAFE SHOWS UP TO KICK ME OUT DURING A...
(Thanks, kas!)
EXPLAINING GO/LINKS TO FRIENDS FROM OTHER COLLEGES
(Thanks, Beck!)
SENIOR WEEK SUNSET CRUISE
(Thanks, mmmrse!)
WHEN SOMEONE IN THE LIBRARY WON'T SHUT UP
(Thanks, maghad!)
WHEN I ASK PROC STAFF: WHERE ARE THE CUPS?
And they say: “Your room!”
(Thanks, mmmrse!)
WHEN I'M WAITING FOR THE GIANT PRESENT IN THE LIB...
Then after it’s unwrapped:
WHEN SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE SAYS SOMETHING SMART IN...
WHEN I LEAVE MY SEAT IN THE LIB FOR 5 MINUTES AND...
WHEN I LEND MY FRIEND A DOLLAR AT A VENDING...
And then she gets a Nature Valley granola bar:
WHEN GO/MENU IS WRONG
(Thanks, karlfishes!)
WHEN PROCTOR LADY COMES OUT WITH A NEW PLATTER OF...
(Thanks, Jimbo!)
WHEN I GO WITH MY SENIOR FRIENDS TO THE LIQUOR...
Then they go inside:
(Thanks, Jimbo!)
LONDON BROIL
(Thanks, wefqw!)
WHEN I GO TO WSMCM TO PROCRASTINATE AND FIND NO...
(Thanks, mws! … Sorry I’ve been slacking, finals week is getting to me too. It’s also surprisingly hard to come up with halfway decent posts. But I love the ones you guys come up with so…submit submit submit!)
WHEN SOMEONE CITES AN ARTICLE FROM THE APRIL FOOLS...
WHEN I CHECK MY GRADES ON BANNER WEB
WHEN FURIOUS PROCTOR LADY HIP-CHECKS ME WITH HER...
Then yells at me for it:
(The Otters are right. Furious Proctor Lady DOES run #wsmcm.)
