WHEN PROCTOR LADY COMES OUT WITH A NEW PLATTER OF...
WHEN I GO WITH MY SENIOR FRIENDS TO THE LIQUOR...
Then they go inside: (Thanks, Jimbo!)
WHEN I GO TO WSMCM TO PROCRASTINATE AND FIND NO...
(Thanks, mws! … Sorry I’ve been slacking, finals week is getting to me too. It’s also surprisingly hard to come up with halfway decent posts. But I love the ones you guys come up with so…submit submit submit!)
WHEN SOMEONE CITES AN ARTICLE FROM THE APRIL FOOLS...
WHEN I CHECK MY GRADES ON BANNER WEB
WHEN FURIOUS PROCTOR LADY HIP-CHECKS ME WITH HER...
Then yells at me for it: (The Otters are right. Furious Proctor Lady DOES run #wsmcm.)
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE EAT A WHOLE PLATE OF SEITAN
My friend are I just like,
WHEN I GET ONE ANSWER RIGHT AT TRIVIA NIGHT
WHEN MY BEST FRIEND IS THIS WEEK'S CAMPUS...
WHEN FRESHMEN FROM CALIFORNIA THINK THEY CAN MAKE...
WHEN I SEE MY CRUSH DURING SENIOR WEEK AND DECIDE...
WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES THEIR CRAP IN THE SAME CARREL...
(Thanks, “yo”! … I was actually arguing with someone about this today and I’m on your side.)
WAGS DISCUSSION SECTION
WHEN STUDENTS CALL FOR MORE ENDOWMENT TRANSPARENCY
And the administration reacts: (Thanks, yo!)
WHEN SOMEONE TAKES THE LAST SCOOP OF PUMPKIN ICE...
WHEN I'M COUNTING DOWN TO WSMCM'S 200,000TH VIEW
…and then when it gets there:
WHEN PROCTOR RUNS OUT OF CUPS
(Thanks, Caroline and Mackenzie!)
ATWATER ROLLER DERBY
WHEN I GET AN A ON A FINAL PAPER I STARTED THE...