#WHATSHOULD MIDDCALLME

When I Finish The Last Final of my College Career

When I hear someone laughing loudly in Davis while I’m studying for finals

(Thanks, !)

When I summon the energy to finish my last final

(Thanks, Nick!)

When Someone Asks Why Middkids Drink so Much on the Weekends

Saying Goodbye to My Friends Who Will Be Studying Abroad

When I’m Stuck on Route 7 Behind a Car Going at 40 MPH

When I read through the essay questions on my exam

(Thanks, Nick!)

When We Show Up To a Party at 11:30

When Some Upperclassman Tries to Use his Seniority to Hit On Me

When I Walk Into Ross and Say Hi to 20 People Before I Reach the Food