#WHATSHOULD MIDDCALLME

When Someone Takes Pictures of Me And all the Alcohol I Drink During Senior Week

(Thanks, smokeweed!)

When Someone Asks What Job I Have Lined Up for Post-Grad

(Thanks, smokeweed!)

My Knowledge As Soon As Finals Are Over

(Thanks, lifesasundae!)

When I Finally Get Home for the Summer

SENIOR WEEK

When Someone Wants to Celebrate My Impending Graduation with a Shot

When someone tells me about their great night of sleep

(Thanks, Dr. Proctor!)

When I Find Out the Money I Can Get from the Bookstore through the Buyback Program

When I Finish The Last Final of my College Career

When I hear someone laughing loudly in Davis while I’m studying for finals

(Thanks, !)