#WHATSHOULD MIDDCALLME

When Someone Puts Me On Their Crushlist

A Few Hours Later I Text Them:

When I See Coffee in the Dining Hall

When I Wake Up And Realized No One Texted Me Last Night

Watching the view count on #wsmcm skyrocket during finals week

Keep on procrastinating, y’all. I’m studiously *not* doing a take-home due in 3 hours…

When people think it’s ok to leave all their shit in a carrel for the entirety of finals week

When someone gives me the stank eye for not composting at the Grille

When Proctor serves rice pilaf instead of quinoa

Finals Vs. Me

when i see people dry humping at a party

(Thanks, forevez!)

When I See My Friend Walk Out of the Library in Sweats